Theo Von Net Worth

How much is Theo Von worth?

Net Worth:$800 Thousand
Date of Birth:March 19, 1980 (43 years old)
Height:1.82 m, 5 ft 11 in
Theo Von Net Worth:
$800 Thousand

Theo Von is an American stand-up comedian and television personality. He first came into the limelight on the Road Rules: Maximum Velocity Tour reality show. His big break sprung up when he appeared in NBC’s Last Comic Standing. He wowed the audience and won the Favorite Fan title. He has since featured in several other shows such as This is Not Happening. Moreover, he was among the panelists in the reality competition show, American Prom Queen.

More about the earnings of Theo Von

Actor Theo Von has a networth that has to be considered decent.


Von’s career in comedy, precisely stand-up comedy, started when he was in his early twenties. Theo understands fully well the meaning of hard work and resilience. Any stand-up comedian can attest that the art is not an easy one to pull. Agents found it difficult to sign Von due to tough competition in the industry.

Personal Life

The stunning and charming comedian is said to be currently in the market. He has never been married nor engaged before. I guess many ladies would love to win his heart, especially with his funny sense of humor.

Inspirational Quotes by Theo Von

If I could have anything, I would probably get an old Ford F-150 from the '70s.

Theo Von

In Louisiana, you can drive when you're 15 - you could get your driving permit. I remember, during driver's ed, I fell asleep at the wheel one day. I was tired. The guy shook me and switched and said he was getting into the driver's seat. I didn't fail, so I guess you can fall asleep occasionally. It's Louisiana.

Theo Von

When I see somebody in a Prius, sure, you drive a Prius and you get good gas mileage, but you probably feel like you drive a Prius.

Theo Von

As soon as I was tall enough, my dad used to let me drive him 60 miles or 70 miles to work. That was pretty fun. My dad was really old. At the time, he was 82 years old. He said, 'Can you drive?' and I said 'Yes.' I guess I didn't find it to be that crazy.

Theo Von

They're just jokes, people. They can't all be funny.

Theo Von